Weeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll,

Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls

On monday she's a bitch
On tuesday she's a bitch
On wednesday through saturday she's a bitch
Then on sunday just to be different
She's u super King- Kong mega, mega bitch

Have you ever met my big fat mom
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch

Talk to kids around the world
It might go a little something like this:

Sung in three different languages by other children

Have you ever met my big fat mom
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch

I really mean it
Kyle's mom! She's a big fat, fucking bitch
Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's mommmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhhh..chaaaaa